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No Lions. No Tigers. Yes, Bears. Oh, My!

Midnight Bear

Deep in the woods in the middle of the night  
pounding on the camper gave us quite a fright.
Looked out the window to see who’s there,
and found it was a giant black bear
searching for some goodies for a midnight bite.

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The little limerick above didn’t happen but I recently was up in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan where black bears (Ursus americanus) roam. Wild blackberries and raspberries grow abundantly in the summer, and the bears love the berries as much as we humans, which draws them closer to campsites.

Black bears vary slightly in color. In addition to being black, they also can be brown or cinnamon-colored. Females weigh from 100-250 pounds. Males can weigh as much as 400 pounds. The bears tend to grow heaviest in late fall in preparation for hibernation.

Since bears can smell food a mile away, campers must remember not to leave food out and to keep trash in bear-resistant cans. Even dishwater containing food can attract bears.

Black bears are not naturally aggressive. The 750,000 black bears in North America kill one person or less a year. Attacks are often defensive when someone is too close or the bear feels threatened. Typically, bears leave a site when people are present.

Regardless, it’s important to remember that bears are wild animals and we should not approach them. Here are some precautions to remember if we encounter one of these animals.

  • Stand your ground.
  • Don’t run.
  • Don’t play dead.
  • Don’t make loud noises.
  • Back away slowly while facing the bear.
  • Treat the bear with respect from a distance.
  • Don’t feed the bear.
  • Do not approach the bear.
  • If you have bear spray, remove the safety, and be ready to use it if the bear approaches you.
  • Talk to the bear in a firm voice.
  • If a bear follows you, act boldly: yell, raise your arms and throw things directly at it.
  • The more persistent a bear is, the more aggressive you need to be.
  • If a bear attacks or tries to make contact, fight for your life. Kick, punch, or hit the bear with whatever weapon is available. Concentrate on the face, eyes, and nose.

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Black Bear Photo courtesy of National Geographic Kids

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©2024, Mary K. Doyle

Responses to “No Lions. No Tigers. Yes, Bears. Oh, My!”

  1. gustavo_horta

    Nice!

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      Thank you, Gustavo.

  2. Anonymous

    before I do anything

    I will have hart attack.

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      LOL. I hope not!

  3. Willie Torres Jr.

    It’s pretty cool that you have bears nearby, though I can see how it could be a bit scary and dangerous. Your poem was wonderful, and I’m sure your tips will be really helpful for those who live in bear country. Have a fantastic and beary wonderful day! 🐻😆🤣🤗

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      Thanks, Willie. I don’t live in the UP. My daughter has property there. Have a great Monday.

      1. Willie Torres Jr.

        Oh ok. Oops. Sorry 🤦‍♂️

        1. Mary K. Doyle

          No worries, Willie. All the best to you.

  4. Stephanie

    Enjoyed your reading and limerick! Bears are such a contradiction, so cute but not cuddly at all! 😀

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      And then we give stuffed bears to kids to mess with their heads, as well.

      1. Stephanie

        Hah, yes. 🙂

  5. Carol anne

    Glad I didn’t see that. I’d be totally freaking out! Lol!

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      LOL. Bears are big, for sure, Carol Anne.

  6. Rachel

    Wow, look at all of those berries! This reminds me of the children’s book, Blueberries for Sal. Happy Monday 💕

    1. Kymber Hawke

      Me, too! I love that book!

      1. Mary K. Doyle

        I don’t know that book. I’ll have to check it out. I made a cobbler with the berries which was a big hit.

    2. Mary K. Doyle

      There were so many berries! Didn’t you just pick blueberries with your boys, Rachel?

      1. Rachel

        Yes! We go blueberry picking every mother’s day. It’s one of my favorite days 💕

  7. CJ Antichow

    Ooooh I’ve been to the U.P. lol…I just can’t remember exactly where though, it was a long time ago…scenery pretty similar to where I live.

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      The woods are cool and refreshing, aren’t they, CJ?

      1. CJ Antichow

        Sure are!

  8. toni-1911

    Wow, magnifique. J’aime beaucoup ton milieu.
    Bonjour de France.
    Tony

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      Merci et bonne chance à vous.

  9. Robin Ward

    Black bears are around my home weekly. Once, I was in downdog yoga pose outside my garage when a bear snuck up to grab a garbage can. When I yelled at it in surprise as I swooped up into the upward facing dog pose, the big hairy thing hissed at me like a cat! I didn’t know they hissed like that. I felt disappointed I didn’t get that cinematic roar!

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      OOOOOO, Robin, so close. I have heard a bear roar, and it is thunderous. Thank you for chiming in. It’s good to see you here.

  10. vermavkv

    Nice write up..

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      Thank you, Vermavkv. Happy Monday.

  11. Ronit Penso Tasty Eats

    I prefer to read about it, than actually face it! 🙂

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      LOL. I understand!

  12. Ana Daksina

    I was actually given a love bite by a playful black bear, and lived to tell about it. If you’re curious, ask my search bar for “Tail of the Bear.”

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      Oh, my, Ana. What a story. I understand your spiritual connection and awe of the magnificent creature but you were quite a sport with your wounds.

      1. Ana Daksina

        I was overwhelmed with love for that bear.

        1. Mary K. Doyle

          How sweet, Ana. I’m sure the bear felt that.

          1. Ana Daksina

            I think it did. It had every reason to eat me, and it chose to take its starving self away instead.

  13. Kym Gordon Moore

    Oh wow, what a beautiful bowl of blackberries Mary. What a cobbler you can make with those. 😊 Sadly deforestation is stripping away their natural habitat and they are appearing more in residential areas now than they once did. Great tips, depending on the bear! 😲🐻🤗 What an experience my friend. 💖

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      The blackberries were tiny and very seedy but so sweet and tasty. If we kept picking, we could have made juice, jam, pie. ..

      1. Kym Gordon Moore

        WOW Mary, how awesome is that? 😁 Maybe you can go back and pick some more for harvest. Happy pickin’ girlfriend! 🥧

        1. Mary K. Doyle

          It’s about a 6 1/2 hour drive from me, so my blackberry picking will be at the market. 🙂 Hugs to you dear Kym.

          1. Kym Gordon Moore

            LOL 🤣😜😂 Mary! I understand my friend. We got to modify where needed! 🥧 Smooches! 😘💖🤗

  14. Nancy Homlitas

    Thank you for the safety tips for bear encounters. One never knows what they might confront on nature hikes. 🙂

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      I guess bear spray should now be included in our backpacks. Thank you for chiming in, Nancy. Sure do appreciate your support.

  15. Justin

    Thank you for sharing such an informative post! Bears are truly wondrous creatures. I like the remark about talking firmly to the bear. It made me ponder what sort of things I would say to it. Thank you for sharing. Such a wonderful post!

  16. Monkey’s Tale

    Good advice, we have a lot of black bears and grizzlies here and this is the time of year when they are down from the mountains, looking for berries before winter. Maggie

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      Well, and grizzlies are another matter. They are more aggressive than the black bears.

      1. Monkey’s Tale

        They can be, but they’re also more timid. At least in the Canadian Rockies, they aren’t accustomed to people so try to stay clear.

  17. Cindy Georgakas

    Love your limerick and wise reminders, Mary. Yikes.. ❣️

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      Thank you, Cindy. Hugs to you.

      1. Cindy Georgakas

        you’re so very welcome, Mary! Hugs to you too🤗

  18. Drops of Ink

    Very informative and helpful. 💜 I hope to never come face to face with any bear if I can help it.

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      LOL. There are plenty of bears across the country, but we don’t usually see them walking through the big cities. 🙂

  19. Hitasakhi

    Nice , liked it

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      Thank you, Hitasakhi. Have a wonderful day.

  20. johnlmalone

    love that limerick; thanks for the info, Mary and putting human deaths by bear attacks in perspective —

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      Thank you, John. My son used to work at a ski resort in Colorado. Visitors would tell him where they sighted a bear and ask him to move it, like it was a stray dog. The bears don’t want to be bothered with us. We stay out of their way, and they stay out of ours.

      1. johnlmalone

        I like that ‘stray dog’ comparison —

  21. Pooja G

    My biggest problem is that I would probably try to hug a bear if I ever saw one haha. Just kidding. But yeah, always good to be careful when you live in an area with large animals like bears.

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      You might want to hug it until you hear a deep, guttural roar. LOL.

      1. Pooja G

        Lol, I’ll keep that in mind the next time I try to hug a bear.

  22. Laura

    This is why it’s always good to have bear spray if you go into the woods. Seen some bears in Alaska, luckily missed them hiking anywhere else. Bears don’t play. 😆 wise advice, Mary. 🙏 and thanks for the lovely rhymes

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      I didn’t know about bear spray until I wrote this post. I’ll have to get some for my daughter who goes to the UP as often as she can.

  23. Michele Lee

    Thank goodness your limerick came from your imagination! 😌 Great post, Mary. Thank you for the info. I love outdoor adventure and try to stay mindful of mountain lions and bears, when I am in their territory.

  24. arlene

    Haven’t seen an actual bear in my life. Nice post Mary.🥰

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      Well, come on over to the US. I can take you lots of places to see bears, Arlene. 🙂

      1. arlene

        I wish….but thanks Mary.🥰

  25. Dawna

    Those blackberries look so yummy. One of my favorite berries. Bears, well, they are a magnificent creator, from a distance for sure.

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      Exactly, Dawna 🙂

  26. Kaayee Puzzles

    Your enthusiasm is contagious!

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      LOL. Thank you, Kaayee.

  27. Dorothy’s New Vintage Kitchen

    There has been a population explosion of bears around here, and part of it is foolish people leaving food and trash cans outside!

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      Oh, no! It isn’t like drawing stray cats. Some people don’t understand things until it is too late.

  28. Hermosa

    Thanks for this👏

  29. Destiny

    beautiful from far (🥴)…
    those precautions even sound scary, Mary…
    and very informative too🤍🌷

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      LOL. Fortunately, we didn’t see them up close on this trip.

  30. Dawn Pisturino

    Very cute!

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      Thank you, Dawn.

  31. Amy

    400 pounds! Lots to remember in a brief moment…

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      LOL. Good thing my first reaction to danger is to stop and pause rather than scream and run. A bear would think it’s a game of chase.

  32. jeanvivace

    I love wild berries, you have there big bears. We have here bears too, they are beautiful but I am afraid of them as well as wolves too. You perform this poem very well according to the topic, great audio. Have been and must be offline really much for the end of this year. I wish you everything good and happy🌺

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      Thank you, Jean.

      1. jeanvivace

        Your welcome 🌺

  33. VanyA 8324

    Nice

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      Thank you, VanyA.

  34. noga noga

    🥺🥺🤔😂😂😂😂😂If I saw the bear, I would make a loud noise. Help me

  35. noga noga

    ❤Thank you for sharing. Have a nice day and good luck, Mary, my love

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      Thank you, dear Nougat.

  36. mistermaxxx08

    Fred G Sanford the big one with this one because going through all that

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      From Sanford and Son?

      1. mistermaxxx08

        The one and only

        1. Mary K. Doyle

          I googled that episode. Hilarious. Lizbeth, I’m coming to join you.

          1. mistermaxxx08

            That’s my favourite TV show ever

        2. Mary K. Doyle

          Sanford is timeless.

          1. mistermaxxx08

            It’s the subtle and not so

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    Living near nature

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      Thank you for commenting! Good to see you here.

  39. Change Therapy

    Thanks for sharing a beauty of a photo of the black bear. Loved your poem so much I read it out to my kids. Steve

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      Thank you, Steve. Welcome to Midwest Mary. You might want to read the stories of Elmer to your kids. There is a six-part series on this blog. You might want to read it first to make sure it’s appropriate for your children. https://midwestmary.com/2023/05/15/elmer-the-songster-wren/

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  41. vermavkv

    Nice information .Nice post.

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      Thank you, Vermavkv. Have the very best week.

  42. spotlightchoices.com-C. Wilson

    Appreciate this poem and great points about bears!

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      Thank you. Bears are active now preparing for hibernation. Have a fabulous day.

      1. spotlightchoices.com-C. Wilson

        Yes it’s that time of year – you’re welcome!

  43. kagould17

    Bears are pretty scary for sure and all bets are off if it is a grizzly. We have seen bears and been close but not too close. Sometimes, if you see the cub and no momma, it is best to turn around and skedaddle. Happy weekend Mary. Allan

    1. Mary K. Doyle

      You have that right, my friend.

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