Midwest Mary

My friend, Terry Evanswood, once said that we know we’re old when we see each other and announce, “You look great!” like it’s a surprise to still look good at this age. I certainly see the years on my face. The wrinkles around my eyes are like tree rings – at least one for every year.

My birthday is this week, and since I am getting older by the minute, I’d like to think I’m a bit wiser too, so here’s my birthday wisdom:

• If someone says, “Trust me. I know what I’m talking about,” they probably don’t.
• The last bite of chocolate cake tastes best at the kitchen sink when everyone thinks you’re washing dishes.
• No matter how bad things get, something good is simultaneously happening.
• Television Commercials are loud so you can hear them on bathroom breaks.
• Life can suddenly change course in seconds.
• The longer you live the more you understand the waste of time in sweating the small stuff.
• We’re all a bit quirky.
• When you’re tired or stressed, give yourself a time out before you do or say something you will regret.
• Everything really does look better after a good night sleep.
• Relationships are fragile. One major hurt can damage a long-time connection forever.
• There’s no need in worrying about what to do. Answers clearly reveal themselves with prayer and patience.
• The delightful child you remember before their high school years will return after graduation.
• Put your faith in God only. All other people, places, and things are flawed and will fail you at some point.
• You only want to iron when the power is out.
• Relationships are like dances. There are lots of styles. It’s your choice to waltz, swing, or tango with your partner.
• Speed limits posted on highways are for suggestion only. No one really drives that speed.
• Proving you are right in a discussion is pointless. If someone thinks the grass is purple, they aren’t going to listen to your reasoning.
• Most of what seems so terribly important at the moment will be of no consequence in a year or two.
• The world is full of people who need your love.
• Smiles really are contagious.
• Life is a gift. Enjoy the present.

©Mary K. Doyle

(Photo by Steven Lukasiewicz.)